you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
I woke up this morning cradling my vibrator like it was a baby
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