but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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