so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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