I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
Just walked in and was handcuffed to a police woman. Fire fighter woman poured franzia down my throat. Aaaaand I just ate cookies off of Little Red Riding Hood's tits.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
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