Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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