let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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