tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
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