So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Come make me food. I feel like if I go in the kitchen I will just get Gin.. and pass out in there.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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