sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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