Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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