He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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