using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
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FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Bro, it was an EPIC night once again last night. I’m so sorry that you saw me naked.
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