I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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