Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Just had an oven catch fire while I was balls deep. Fire department came, I did not.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
I was giving this fat lawyer a table dance and he asked me if I would be willing to play with his long, hard stick of the law. And you want me to stop drinking at work?
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
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