Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
I wanna passion pit in your ass
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
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