did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
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do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
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