Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
My dad caught me fucking in the pool last night. He proceeded to tell me I needed to "quiet things down" while this guys dick was still in me. Worst daughter ever.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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