Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
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Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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