Already got asked if we're dating
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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My vagina is very pro this idea
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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