she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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