we have officially lost it.
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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