Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
i got us presents. or arrested. we shall see!
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
All I had with a note saying that my shoes are in the ceiling and good luck.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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