Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Definitely want to eloquently cunt punt those bitches thru the field goals of life.
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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