after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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