sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Listen, I booty called my boss last night from the company phone. I may need to brush up my resume.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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