Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
it's like iHOP with fire
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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