I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
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