her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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