So My parents cut me off after I started making blood marys with hienz ketchup
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
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Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
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Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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