I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
i believe in u and ur pee
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
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