i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
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the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
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His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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