I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
Dicks are not precious.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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