Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
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lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
Pretty sure that I just proved those labels that say "non-flammable" wrong. totally unrelated, We just made your futon fly with a shitload of fireworks
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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