We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
I hope I didn’t eat too many edibles just now. I got shit to do today. Like make Jell-O shots and take a shower.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
Randomize
