week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
ALSO, bringing a stapler to the bar is a good idea
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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