Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I woke up with my 26er down my pants and a peice of paper stuck to my forehead with gum that said "tell it to the greek goddess beside me"
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
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