That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
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I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
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I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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