Don't you send me to vm
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
you know you made some mistakes when your last two boyfriends are both obsessed with women's curling...
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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