Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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