It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
What not to say at an interview: i can wrap the shit out of some food.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
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There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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