Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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