It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
This is the prime rib incident all over again
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so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
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We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
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He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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