11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
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i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
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Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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