I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
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I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
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Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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