Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
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two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
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He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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