Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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