I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Randomize
