Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
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I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
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I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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