she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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