Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
That awkward moment when you were so fucking drunk lastnight that you and your fuck buddy wake up wearing eachother's clothing covered in hot cheetos with his cat curled up between your heads meowing. Thought you'd appreciate this moment with me.
Randomize
