is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
he puts the penis in happiness.
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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