yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
You hopped on the counter after puking, and told us you were wearing bare feet and didn't want to be alone.
i'm too drunk to leave my room. poked my head out like a turtle and everyone knew i wasn't sober. i like it better in my nonjudgmental turtle shell anyway.
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I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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