the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
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You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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