I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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