she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
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OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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