my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
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we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
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I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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