Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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